This week, it was announced that Superman no longer stands for the American way. Instead, it’s “Truth, Justice and a Better Tomorrow.” His son, Jonathan Kent, came out as bisexual. Now DC Comics presents the rewritten adventures of everyone’s favorite Social Justice League member.
It looks like Superman has a new weakness — bail reform.
The Green New Deal is suddenly a top priority for the Man of Steel.
No amount of Border Patrol could keep young Clark out of Smallville.
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a totally unremarkable classroom.
Defund the Justice League!
Not even Lex Luthor would come up with this one.
