“Oh my God. Best day ever.”
— Jeff “the extraterrestrial” Bezos after landing and finding out he made $10.4 million while he was gone.
“Oh my God. Best day ever.”
— Amazon employees, able to use the restroom knowing Bezos would be gone for 10 minutes.
The Red Sox pounded the Blue Jays 13-4 on Monday. Toronto should be more competitive with Robbie Ray (8-4, ERA 2.93) on the mound. We cashed by backing Ray in his last two starts. He threw back-to-back shutouts, against Tampa Bay and Texas, fanning 19 in 13 innings. Boston’s Tanner Houck (0-2, ERA 3.38) has appeared in four games, starting two. Gave up seven hits leading to three runs over just four frames to the White Sox. He rebounded, shutting out the Yankees for three innings to pick up a save. Twenty units on the Blue Jays.
Pressed our good luck by backing the Fish and got fried. Nats 6, Marlins 3. Paolo Espino outpitched Trevor Rogers. Loss takes us to -637 buzzaldrins.
